Wednesday, November 13, 2013

Ode to Hot dogs

Oh, hot dogs,
How I love thee.
You are delicious, but so terrible for me.
You are a combination of unknown meats
but are oh so delicious, especially in shells and cheese.
I love you with mayo.
Why aren't you paleo?
Mustard and relish are just some toppings
but DAAAMMMNNN no matter what you always be popping.
Nacho cheese and chili make you even better
especially during the summer weather.
I could eat you in the morning
or in the afternoon.
I would even eat you while holding a balloon.
I wish I could eat you everyday
but alas that would kill me and I don't want to go down that way.

P.S. Hot dogs, I love you.

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